Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncles wife? He was an aunteater.

Why dont cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.

What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldnt eat another mortal.

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads? Because theyre headcases.

Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I dont like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."

Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes. Now it is the third mans turn. He asks for a fork. The cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give him a fork. As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, "To hell with your canoes!"

"Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher. "What did you make of the new English teacher?" "Burgers, maam."

Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But Im going to miss her terribly."

First cannibal: I cant find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungles full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but theyre all very unsavory.

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?He said, "So that I can feed my lads with mlasses."