Fun is life
:: Total Jokes: 72
Bus jokes::
Q: How do eels get around the seabed?
A: They go by OCTOBUS.
Bus jokes::
Bus passenger: Id like a ticket to New York, please.
Ticket seller: By Buffalo?
Bus passenger: Of course not, Im in the bus queue, arent I?
Bus jokes::
Q: Why did the bat miss the bus?
A: Because he hung around for too long.
Bus jokes::
Q: What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
A: Hop on.
Bus jokes::
Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver.
Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.
Bus jokes::
Q: What do monsters play when they are in the bus?
A: Squash.
Bus jokes::
Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, youd stand up and let someone else sit down."
"And if you were a lady," replied Roger, "youd stand up and let four people sit down."
Bus jokes::
Q: What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk?
A: I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
Bus jokes::
Q: Whats the difference between a bus driver and a cold?
A: A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.
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Q: Why couldnt the skeleton pay his bus fare?
A: Because he was skint.
:: Total Jokes: 72