Are hamburgers male?Yes, because theyre boygers, not girlgers!
How are UFOs related to hamburgers?Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
How do we know that hamburgers love classic music?Theyre often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!
How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed?Theyre the ones wearing the left-handed meats!
In what school subjects does the teacher say, Well done, hamburgers?A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.
Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-os Burger King!
How was the hamburger murdered?First it was rolled, then smothered in onions
How do we know burgers love young people?Theyre pro-teen!
What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?Ham Burger is well done and Chief Justice Warren Burger has done well!
What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?Youve got no beef, soldier!