:: Total Jokes: 60

Brother and sister jokes::
First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because hes got a screw loose !


Brother and sister jokes::
A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day.

Well, said the Scout. Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.


Brother and sister jokes::
Peter: My brother wants to work badly!

Anita: As I remember, he usually does !


Brother and sister jokes::
So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?

Yes- their dog is our dogs brother.


Brother and sister jokes::
Dan: My little brother is a real pain.

Nan: Things could be worse.

Dan: How?

Nan: He could be twins !


Brother and sister jokes::
My brothers just opened a shop.

Really? Hows he doing?

Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.


Brother and sister jokes::
Dad: Dont be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time.

Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!


Brother and sister jokes::
Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars.

Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pas.


Brother and sister jokes::
Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label, and it said shake well before using.


Brother and sister jokes::
Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and wheres your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee, hee ! Hes my half-brother now!


:: Total Jokes: 60