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Bicycle jokes::
While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders.

"Whats in the bags?", asked the guard.

"Sand," said the cyclist.

"Get them off - well take a look," said the guard.

The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving they contained nothing but sand, reloaded the bags, put them on his shoulders and continued across the border.

Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again the guard demanded to see the two bags, which again contained nothing but sand. This went on every week for six months, until one day the cyclist with the sand bags failed to appear.

A few days later, the guard happened to meet the cyclist downtown. "Say friend, you sure had us crazy", said the guard. "We knew you were smuggling something across the border. I wont say a word - but what is it you were smuggling?"

"Bicycles!"


Bicycle jokes::
What is a ghost-proof bicycle?

One with no spooks in it.


Bicycle jokes::
"Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes," said the gym teacher.

"Fred! What are you doing?

Move your feet, boy."

"Im freewheeling, sir."


Bicycle jokes::
Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting peoples arms off?

It was a vicious cycle.


Bicycle jokes::
Q:Why couldnt the bicycle stand up for itself?

A:Because it was two-tyred.


Bicycle jokes::
Q:Whats the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

A:The road.


Bicycle jokes::
Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals.

Juliet: Really?

Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.


Bicycle jokes::
A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady.

She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then turned to the little boy and said, Dont you know how to ride a bike?

Yes, he answered, but I dont know how to ring the bell yet.


Bicycle jokes::
I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.

Farcical?


Bicycle jokes::
Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it.

At the top, Jack said: I didnt think we would make it!

Jill replied, Nor did I - what a good thing I kept the brakes on, or we would have slid all the way back down!


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