Fun is life
:: Total Jokes: 70
Beauty jokes::
Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.
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Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.
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Fred: Whats that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?
Harry: Help! What is it?
Fred: Your head!
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First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think thats vanity?
Second girl: No, its imagination.
Beauty jokes::
A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star.
"Nothing," replied the assistant.
"Nothing?" she asked, "but how can I look like a film star?"
"Havent you seen a film called The Creature from the Black Lagoon?" replied the assistant.
Beauty jokes::
They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean shes escaped from the funny farm?
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First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours.
Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done?
First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.
Beauty jokes::
Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?
No one.
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First witch: My beauty is timeless.
Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.
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Dont look out of the window, Betty, people will think its Halloween.
:: Total Jokes: 70