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Bath jokes::
Boy: Dad, dad, theres a spider in the bath.

Dad: Whats wrong with that? Youve seen spiders before.

Boy: Yes, but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!


Bath jokes::
Q: Which villains steal soap from the bath?

A: Robber ducks.


Bath jokes::
The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while youre having your lunch?"

"Its okay with me lady," said the plumber, "as long as you dont splash my sandwiches."


Bath jokes::
Q: How do vampire football players get the mud off?

A: They all get in the bat-tub.


Bath jokes::
Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap?

Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time Id drunk the bath there wasnt room for medicine.


Bath jokes::
Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please?

Porter: I can give you a room, but youll have to wash yourself.


Bath jokes::
Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning.

Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor.

Doctor: You do?

Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!


Bath jokes::
Dr Frankenstein: Ive just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off?

Igor: Yes, I hate it.

Dr Frankenstein: Well, you need never have a bathtub ring again! Ive invented the square tub .


Bath jokes::
Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring.

Patient: You mean I dont need another bath until Im sixty-five?


Bath jokes::
Q: Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes.

A: He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.


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