Fun is life.::. Apple jokes

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The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray thing in my yard, and its pulling apples off the tree with its tail!"

"Whats he doing with the apples?" the sergeant asked.

"If I told you," the woman cried, "you wouldnt believe me!"

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Q: What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

A: Worm your way out of that one, then!

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Q: Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?

A: Because everyone had to go in pairs !

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First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you?

Second apple: Worms, I think.

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Q: What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A: A bookworm !

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Q: What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A: A crab apple !

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Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?"

"Thats what they say," said his Dad.

"Well, give me an apple quick ? Ive just broken the doctors window!"

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Q: How do you make an apple puff?

A: Chase it round the garden.

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Q: What did the apple say to the apple pie?

A: "Youve got some crust."

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Q: How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

A: When you take careful aim.

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