:: Total Jokes: 75

Aardvark jokes::
What are the aardvarks favorite Beatles songs?Its Been an Aards Days Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!
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Whos the aardvarks favorite female vocalist?Bearbara Streis-ant!
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What do you call an aardvark thats just lost a fight?A vark!
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What do you call an aardvark thats been thrown out of a pub?A barredvark!
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What do you call an aardvark thats just won a fight?A well aardvark!
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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks cant?Aardvarks dont have trunks!
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When is an aardvark jumpy?When hes got ants in his pants!
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Why was Easter the aardvarks favorite holiday?Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
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What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?If you cant beat em, eat em!
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What do you call an aardvark thats good at golf?A paredvark!
:: Total Jokes: 75