What are the aardvarks favorite Beatles songs?Its Been an Aards Days Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!
Whos the aardvarks favorite female vocalist?Bearbara Streis-ant!
What do you call an aardvark thats just lost a fight?A vark!
What do you call an aardvark thats been thrown out of a pub?A barredvark!
What do you call an aardvark thats just won a fight?A well aardvark!
Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks cant?Aardvarks dont have trunks!
When is an aardvark jumpy?When hes got ants in his pants!
Why was Easter the aardvarks favorite holiday?Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?If you cant beat em, eat em!
What do you call an aardvark thats good at golf?A paredvark!