When you resign, do it professionally, without apologizing.

Knock KnockWhos there !Barry !Barry who ?Barry the dead !

If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.

There was a man mowing his lawn and this blond came outside and she went to her mail box and checked her mail and their wasn't anything in it. Then a couple hours later the guy was trimming the trees, the blond came back out and checked her mail again and she shut it and was walking back to her house and the guy asked her what was wrong she said she was on the internet and this message popped up and said you've got mail!!